電話 prank

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一定要講得比歹徒還毒的話 讓他無法接招

昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！

「王總！」
「你是誰呀？」
「你的老朋友啊」
「誰呀？」
「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」

「你是？」
「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」

我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐煩了，「你不說就算了」我就把電話掛了。後來想想有點不對勁，可能是騙子，如果我把對方的聲音認做某個老朋友，對方就會想辦法講故事騙錢了。我就按照剛才顯示的號碼把電話撥回去了。我說：「你是台東的張XX吧」

「對呀對呀對呀，看看，我說你貴人多忘事，連我的聲音都聽不出來了。」「對不起啊，XX，我還以為誰和我開玩笑吶」
「王總啊，我準備去台北出差，順便請你吃飯……」

我問：「XX，你母親的癌症怎麼樣了」
對方呆了一下：「喔……還是老樣子」
「唉，得了這病也沒辦法。你爸車禍的案子結了嗎？」

「喔……差不多了」
「行啊，人都走了，賠不賠的也別太在意了~」

「嗯...」
我又問：「強姦你老婆的流氓逮到了沒啊？」

「逮到了，逮到了」
我又問「你兒子沒屁眼的手術做了沒啊？」
……
對方沈默了10秒種，沒說出話來，把電話掛了...

1....多讀書啦 ....

有個孩子叫志昶（唸場），媽媽突然接到手機，
對方哭得很悽慘：「媽，我是志"永"啊，我被打了，快救我啊……」
媽媽很鎮定地回答：「不要怕，那個字唸"場" ，乖喔……」
詐騙歹徒：「……」（立刻掛電話）
據說這是真人真事，報紙上刊過。

2.. 個人經驗
手機響了：「ＸＸＸ先生，根據資料顯示，三分鐘前，
你剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項，
請問有這回事嗎？」
「有啊！那是我刷的。」
「啊……您剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項……」
「是啊，那是我刷的」
「這……你……真的刷的嗎？」
「對。」
「那你……你可不可以和我對一下帳戶和密碼？」
「好。」（一陣死寂）
「先生，請您和我對一下帳戶和密碼。」
「幹！你不唸我怎樣核對啊？」
「你……請你唸一下帳戶和……」（火速掛掉）

3.. 網路真人真事
「嗚哇嗚嗚嗚.. (小孩哭聲)」
歹徒：「你家的小孩在我手上，快匯二十萬到...」
「我就是我家的小孩 =_= 」剛變聲小六生的無奈

4. 我 : 你好, 我剛剛收到簡訊說我在新光三越消費
歹徒 : 給我你的刷卡編號
我 : (簡訊裡有) 66723
歹徒 : 小姐請問貴姓
我 : 林
歹徒 : 全名是
我 : 志氣的志，玲瓏的玲(忍住笑，好想笑喔)
歹徒 : ..........(遲疑)
林...志玲小姐，剛剛有人在台中新光三越
將您的花旗信用卡開卡後，盜刷16800元喔
我 : 是嗎，錯了吧
歹徒 : 錯了?!
你趕快到提款機去更改密碼，否則會被盜領帳戶喔
我 : 不是不是，卡是我刷的，我刷了16萬喔，不是1萬6
歹徒 : .........你剛剛在新光三越
我 : 我現在還在新光三越
歹徒 : 可是警察說你被盜刷喔
我 : 好吧，被你抓到了，我是林志玲的妹妹，我盜刷了我姐的卡，
我準備要去自首
歹徒 : .........嗯 (押住電話，小聲跟旁人說，過來一下，她
盜刷別人的卡ㄟ)
另一歹徒 :小姐，你的行為是犯法的，不過我們可以幫你脫罪
我 : 感謝，怎麼脫罪
歹徒 : 林 小姐，方便告訴我你全名嗎，我幫你查查資料，或許還沒入帳
我 : 雙木林，姥姥的姥，牡丹花的牡，我是林姥牡(台语"你老母"）啦~
歹徒 : ...(掛電話)

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Jokes

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Jokes of the day...........
1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

2. Woman in bed with husband's best
friend,
phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says,
THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH
YOU.

3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten
frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to
eat.!!!

6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts
her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

7. Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger'
Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found
jogging at the park.

8. Why do Indians talk non stop?
Guess.... Still dunno? OK lah.....
Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on
their forehead.




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Love to Save from DIGI

Please support this campaign from DIGI.

The amazing thing we’ve discovered is that even in difficult times, people still find energy to care about something beyond themselves.
For some people it’s children. For others it’s the planet.

That inspired us at DiGi to try and raise RM150,000 in 30 days. And you have the power to help with a single click. And it does NOT matter which mobile network you are on – just as long you are among those who LovetoSave.

Just click once on the charity you’d like to support, and DiGi will donate RM5 to it.

DiGi to try and raise RM150,000 in 30 days.

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DIGI WILL DONATE RM 5

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Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all my readers =)

Remember to make your mother happy everyday and on Mother's Day you should take her out and enjoy the best of herself if you can afford to do it :) SPA would be great.

Hope you will enjoy the day with your mother, don't make her angry...




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Why wedding ring put on the fourth finger?‏

This is interesting!

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children
Really
interesting

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??
Pls read the following, you may not believe that really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) but still interesting!

Firstly, join your palms as shown in photo below, center finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, let the rest of the 4 fingers touch tips to tip
Game begins, follow the instructions below for all the 5 fingers but only 1 pair can split.




Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be opened because .... ............. Whoever may be, our parents will leave us one day.
Please close up your thumb, Then open your second finger, this finger represents brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is the reason
that they will leave us too. Now close up your second finger,
Open up your little finger, this represents your children.. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live nevertheless, close up your little finger,
Try to open your fourth finger in which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprised to find that it cannot be opened at all. Because it represents husband and wife, this whole life you will be attached to each other

Real love will stick together ever and forever. . .



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Support Earth Hour!

Yes the Earth Hour is here!
Please support it on 28 of March 2009, starting 8.30pm till 9.30pm!
This is the time where every ONE PERSON made the event successful by turn off your lights and other unused appliances for 1 hour!!

Let us all save the earth because this is "the only planet that has me" so save the earth by making the effort of turning off 1 hour. This can save a lot of emission and pollutions! An event that made the whole world citizens move...

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Disorder In The Court‏ (Joke)

These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court,
word for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

___________ __________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old,
how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Is this a trick question?
_______________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls! ?
WITNESS: Are you sh****n' me? Your Honor, I think I
need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people. Would you like to rephrase that?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why
I was doing an autopsy on him!
________________________________________________

-- And the best for last: ---


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, ! Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law

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TM Net is back with 100%! Support Earth Hour!

Finally TM Net is back to normal. No more slow access. Hope TM Net maintain the quality so internet users can surf net easily and not in frustration....

TM said it had recovered 100% bandwidth capacity for its Internet traffic to North America.

“TM Internet and IP services as well as other critical business applications linked to the United States have resumed normal operations since Wednesday,” it said.
Source :
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/7/nation/3421470&sec=nation

Cheers

Besides that matter, there is another thing I would like to bring up that is the Earth Hour. Remember on the 28th of March 2009 Malaysia will turn off their lights for 1 hour from 8.30pm till 9.30pm! We as the Malaysian must show some supports for "deafeating" global warming! Turn off the lights remember!!!

For more information www.earthhour.org



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