Just For Laughs

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long
it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde
says, and hangs up.


Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the
newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the
manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring.
The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed
the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the
factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager
went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the
blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two
testicles!''

A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door of her house yelling
to her husband "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All
$10,000,000....
"Woooohooo!!!! That's great sweetie" he replies.
"Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"Who cares", she replies, "Just f**k off!"

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