Just For Laughs

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the recent United Nations' Meeting.
He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were discussing
about space exploration by the year 2003.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2003, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon.
This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."
George Bush Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon
for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun."
There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian Delegate:
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence): "We will do it in the evening."
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AH LIAN JOKES!!!

Ah Lian and Ah Huay excited and locked the car in a hurry,forgetting to
remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake,Ah Lian
asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.' 'No, that won't work'
answered Ah Huay. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'
Then Ah Lian suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the
rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?' 'No,' said Ah Huay.
'People will think we're too stupid not to use a coat hanger.'
The kan chiong Ah Lian shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's
starting to rain and the car sunroof is open!'
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PIZZA
Ah Lian ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut it in six
or twelve pieces. “Six, please. I cannot finish eat twelve pieces.”
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DEAD BIRD
"Oh, look at the dead bird." Ah Lian looked skyward and said
"Where ah? Where got?"


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